Sh*t Happens Soak iT Up Cactus Clards—Greetings that Clean Up
Perhaps the Most Sustainable Greeting on the Planet
Say hello to Soak iT Up CLARDS®—the clever greeting that cleans up, literally. These fun, eco-friendly cards double as reusable cleaning cloths, turning sentiment into sustainability with style.
Sh*t Happens, Soak iT Up Because, let’s face it, life gets messy. This cheeky CLARD will keep the laughs rolling while it tackles spills for months. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a kitchen disaster—or two.
How It Works: Each Clard includes a wrap-around label that shares the greeting on the front and usage instructions on the back.
Write on: Use a permanent gel pen or marker for a long-lasting message.
Seal Non-velope: Place the Clard inside and secure with the seal on the back.
Mail: No extra postage required.
Recipient enjoys the greeting.
Add Water: Wet the Clard to remove the label and activate its cleaning power.
Rinse & Reuse: Use for months to clean spills, dishes, or surfaces.
Care: Launder in the dishwasher or sterilize in the microwave.
Compost: When worn out.
Details:
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Folded size: Approximately 4 3/4” x 5 1/2”
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Blank inside for your personal message
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A permanent gel pen works best on the texture of the Clard.
Eco-Friendly Packaging: Every Clard comes with a custom non-velope and seal—an innovative, sustainable alternative to traditional envelopes. The non-velope design minimizes materials while ensuring secure delivery.
Inside Non-velope: You Got a CLARD! This unique greeting doubles as an eco-friendly reusable cleaning cloth. Read it. Rinse it. Enjoy it for months. Use it to clean spills, wash dishes, or scrub surfaces. Compost it when it’s worn out.