Blossom Bitch 2-in-1 Greeting Clard® & Eco Cloth

Sassy. Classy. Sustainable. 

Blossom Bitch and Soak iT Up is a bold and cheeky reminder to grow through what you go through—and clean up while you're at it. Featuring vintage floral artwork with a modern twist, this Clard® is both an empowering message and a practical gift that keeps on giving.

💧 Just add water! This patented greeting card transforms into a reusable Swedish sponge cloth that replaces up to 3,000 paper towels. It’s durable, absorbent, and perfect for wiping down counters or scrubbing up spills. Toss it in the dishwasher or microwave to sanitize and compost it when it’s worn out.

Details:

• Size: approx. 4.75" x 5.75"

• Made from real Swedish sponge cloth

• Printed using water-based, eco-safe inks

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Compostable when worn

• Includes kraft envelope

• U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570

 Perfect for:

• Feminist gift bundles

• Friends who love a little sass

• Eco-conscious boss babes

• Birthdays, encouragement, or just because

The Clard® Difference:
Clards® are patented 2-in-1 greeting cards that double as reusable cleaning cloths. Say it with humor. Clean it with purpose. Compost it with pride.

Clards are made from Swedish sponge cloth imported from Europe and is made from 70% cellulose from FSC-certified forests and 30% cotton from textile industry byproducts, making it 100% biodegradable. It absorbs 15 times its own weight and replaces paper towel. 

Dry eco sponge are Öko-Tex Standard 100 certified that means free of preservatives and harmful substances and suitable for handling baby products (product class 1).

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