Status Crow with Sunflowers Clards—Greetings that Clean Up

The most sustainable greeting on the planet. Send eco-friendly Soak iT Up CLARDS—Greetings that Clean Up—literally. Unique greetings double as reusable cleaning cloths.

1 CLARD = 3,000 paper towels.

Status Crow was the name my Dad gave to all of his pet crows. This is a tribute to my Dad and his wonderful, clever wit. I remember as a kid never really understanding why adults always laughed at the name Status. And I thought everyone had crows for breakfast. My Dad was a master gardener and grew loads of sunflowers. 

Status Crow transforms from a cute greeting to two clever reusable cleaning cloths! Only one crow on this Clard, not any to count. 

Wrap-around label does double duty to share sentiment on the front and use information on back:

Yes, ADD WATER! This clever eco-greeting doubles as a cleaning cloth. Wet to remove label, rinse, and clean up. Use for months, launder in dishwasher, microwave to sterilize. Compost when worn. Learn more at CLARDS.

Folded CLARDS are approx 4 ¾ x 5 ½. Blank inside.

Write on with a fabric or permanent marker so your personal message can be enjoyed daily for months. Or use any pen and your message will last only until the recipient wets it. 

Includes custom non-velopes and seals for mailing. Eco-friendly “non-velope” design uses minimal materials and processes compared to traditional envelopes.
Inside non-velope instructions:

You got a CLARD!

This unique greeting doubles as an eco-friendly
reusable cleaning cloth. Read it, rinse it, and enjoy it for months. Clean up spills, wash dishes, scrub the tub. Compost when worn.

U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570