Sh*t Happens Soak iT Up Cactus Clards—Greetings that Clean Up

Perhaps the most sustainable greeting on the planet. Send eco-friendly Soak iT Up CLARDS—Greetings that Clean Up—literally. Unique greetings double as reusable cleaning cloths.

1 CLARD = 3,000 paper towels.

Shit Happens Soak iT Up anyone can relate to. This fun greeting will put a smile on faces for months while it soaks up that kitchen spill. Do  This Clard transforms from a cute greeting to two clever cleaning cloths! 

Wrap-around label does double duty to share sentiment on the front and use information on back:

Yes, ADD WATER! This clever eco-greeting doubles as a cleaning cloth. Wet to remove the label, rinse, and clean up. Use for months, launder in dishwasher, microwave to sterilize. Compost when worn. Learn more at CLARDS.

Folded Clards are approx 4 ¾ x 5 ½. Blank inside.

Write on with a fabric or permanent marker so your personal message can be enjoyed daily for months. Or use any pen and your message will last only until the recipient wets it. 

Includes custom non-velopes and seals for mailing. Eco-friendly “non-velope” design uses minimal materials and processes compared to traditional envelopes.
Inside non-velope instructions:

You got a CLARD!

This unique greeting doubles as an eco-friendly
reusable cleaning cloth. Read it, rinse it, and enjoy it for months. Clean up spills, wash dishes, scrub the tub. Compost when worn.

U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570