Sh*t Happens Soak iT Up Cactus Clards—Greetings that Clean Up
Perhaps the Most Sustainable Greeting on the Planet
Say hello to Soak iT Up CLARDS®—the clever greeting that cleans up, literally. These fun, eco-friendly cards double as reusable cleaning cloths, turning sentiment into sustainability with style.
Why CLARDS?
- 1 CLARD = 3,000 paper towels.
- Quirky, practical, and planet-friendly.
- Washable, reusable, and compostable.
Featured Design: Sh*t Happens, Soak iT Up
Because, let’s face it, life gets messy. This cheeky CLARD will keep the laughs rolling while it tackles spills for months. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a kitchen disaster—or two.
How It Works:
Each CLARD comes with a wrap-around label that’s as clever as the card:
- Front: Shares the sentiment.
- Back: Tells you how to use it.
- Add water! Wet the CLARD to remove the label.
- Rinse and start wiping up life's little (or big) messes.
- Use for months, launder in the dishwasher, or microwave to sterilize.
- When it’s done, compost it guilt-free.
Learn more at CLARDS.com.
Quick Specs:
- Folded size: Approx. 4 ¾ x 5 ½ inches.
- Blank inside: Write your message with a fabric marker for long-lasting fun or a regular pen for a fleeting laugh.
- Includes eco-friendly non-velopes and seals for mailing.
Non-Velope: A Guilt-Free Upgrade
Our minimalist non-velope design uses fewer materials than traditional envelopes. Inside, recipients will find:
“You Got a CLARD!”
A quirky greeting that’s secretly Swedish sponge cloth and a cleaning powerhouse. From kitchen counters to bathroom sinks, this reusable cloth is the gift that keeps on cleaning. And when it’s done, compost it to close the loop.
U.S. Patent No. 11,027,570
Discover the fun at CLARDS.com.